Charis and I were doing school a school project about the lifecycle of ladybugs. You know, the eggs, the larva, the pupa, the adult?
And as Charis was coloring the little eggs on a leaf she asked me:
“Mom, do ladybugs have babe-n-sitters (her word for babysitters)?”
I laughed and said, “No, why?”
“Well who keeps her babies when she has to leave? Poor Mama Ladybug, she must be so tired.”
Regardless of whether you love animals like I do or not, this is hilarious. I found it at my vet’s office.
The Top 10 Reasons Your Dog’s Haircut Costs More Than Yours:
10 – Your hairdresser does not wash and clean your rear end.
9 – You don’t go 12 weeks (or six months) and never wash or brush your hair.
8 – Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a “sanitary trim.”
7 – Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears.
6 – You sit still for your hairdresser.
5 – Your hair cut does not include a manicure and pedicure.
4 – Your hairdresser doesn’t have to remove the “boogies” from your eyes.
3 – Your hairdresser only cuts the hair on your head, as opposed to your whole body.
2 – You don’t bite or scratch your hairdresser.
And . . .
The Number One Reason Your Dog’s Haircut Costs More . . .
The likelihood of you pooping and peeing on your hairdresser is slim.
We don’t normally forward things, but something jokes are worth repeating.
In my next life….
I’m gonna be a bear.
In this life, I’m a woman. I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Continue reading